May 2011
“#protip obsessively posting the same #tweet over and over while following mass...”
– Bruce Bates (myremedytraffic) on twitter (#)
“It is not for kings, O Lemuel, to guzzle wine. Rulers should not crave alcohol....”
– Colin Clark (EventCloudPro) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP is: When you install a drop ceiling tiles when the speaker, please do not...”
– EngrishSmitelli (engrishsmitelli) on twitter (#)
“#Protip Use a sawd-off 24/7”
– Hassan Bokhari (backwardsninja) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: When installing speakers in drop ceiling tiles, don’t crank the...”
– Smitelli (smitelli) on twitter (#)
“[Silly] Protip: When the cops raid the cathouse you’re visiting, try not...”
– Rachelle Keller (PurpleCatJewels) on twitter (#)
“[Fail] Protip: Before you take someone’s baton off them and start beating...”
– Rachelle Keller (PurpleCatJewels) on twitter (#)
“@AcesHigh291 Been a while…. protip never get surgery without insurance. =p...”
– Joshua Major (I_Heart_Merrill) on twitter (#)
“Protip: do not use the self-service aisle at Woolworths if you are not (at...”
– Mark Nowicki (markthehulk) on twitter (#)
“protip: neither kava nor maca are comfortably insufflatable. so I hear, anyway.”
– mthing (mthing) on twitter (#)
“RT @TechZader: #ProTip: Don’t watch scary movies at night. Seriously.”
– Amy (A_Neutron) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: If I’m mad at you, guaranteed way to fix that is with free games. ...”
– michael lacerna (crotchmaster) on twitter (#)
“RT @Segnix pussy :-) “@TechZader: #ProTip: Don’t watch scary movies at...”
– virussx (virussx) on twitter (#)
“#ProTip: if you go to the doctor for pain when you pee, don’t wait three...”
– Dizzle (iTz_Dizzle) on twitter (#)
“#protip if you are drawing topless women, don’t make their tits look like...”
– Loki Blackfang (Loki_Blackfang) on twitter (#)
“RT @mrjdomingo: PROTIP: if you’re making a Missing Persons poster of...”
– Hilary Stevens (GabesNephilim) on twitter (#)
“pussy :-) “@TechZader: #ProTip: Don’t watch scary movies at night....”
– Rafael A. Segnini G. (Segnix) on twitter (#)
“#ProTip: Don’t watch scary movies at night. Seriously.”
– Chris Luzader (TechZader) on twitter (#)
“Never mind. Fixed it. Protip: don’t restart your laptop while your phone...”
– Ali Therriault (kittencuffs) on twitter (#)
“Protip: lift the puck when the goalie is hugging the ice. Derp.”
– uncleplayground (unclepg) on twitter (#)
“@rebecca_bee what’s the protip on brunching spots? coming up tomorrow -...”
– amy (amyhunt) on twitter (#)
“#protip don’t cut the bus off, we’re gonna win”
– Andrew (KROMBIES) on twitter (#)
“RT @KROMBIES: #protip don’t cut the bus off, we’re gonna win”
– Jason Walsh (jwalsh) on twitter (#)
“If a bitch doesn’t like you just go on and on about how pretty and gifted...”
– Aimee (WinoAimee) on twitter (#)
“#Protip Kill your family now, don’t deal with their problems later.”
– Vanitas (UnversedBound) on twitter (#)
“@brennanMKE related: i’m unable to lie. if i make blank faces…...”
– tracy apps (tapps) on twitter (#)
“@geoffsdesk Thx for tha protip! Too bad they have none of the Rockstar.”
– Jason DeVore (sqyttles) on twitter (#)
“Protip: Don’t try to get gas in Wrights Corners, NY after 10:30 PM....”
– Ryan Burgess (burgess87) on twitter (#)
“@rebecca_bee what’s the protip on brunching spots? coming up tomorrow -...”
– amy (amyhunt) on twitter (#)
“Protip: #smokeaweed on your lunch break at work. Cleaning floors has never been...”
– bambi (bambiRAP) on twitter (#)
“ProTip: “Yes” is the proper response should someone ever ask you if...”
– Mister Raroo (mister_raroo) on twitter (#)
“ProTip: We don’t talk to our drinks here.”
– Rachel R (Rachel872) on twitter (#)
“RT @mrjdomingo: PROTIP: if you’re making a Missing Persons poster of...”
– Ed Josef (cqnsfx) on twitter (#)
“@twistaGMG protip: (almost) always short SNY #LOL #notrealadvice”
– Dan Diamond (dwdiamondsaur) on twitter (#)
“4 AM is coming early, Protip: never get involved with horse people.”
– Andy Ellis (AndyWEllis) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: if you’re making a Missing Persons poster of someone,...”
– jessie domingo (mrjdomingo) on twitter (#)
“Note to Self: Earbuds work better when the volume is up. #protip”
– TJ (omnipotentseal) on twitter (#)
“ProTip: If they have an apple, they also have a couple oranges.”
– Kert Rats. (kylegreggory) on twitter (#)
“@Nijisaurus ALL MY TWEETS ARE FUCKING GOLD AND LIFE LESSONS #protip”
– Christian Ruffilo (Z0mbie_Her0) on twitter (#)
“@SarahWillets Glad you found the protip helpful. Just remember, with great power...”
– Nick Leix (nickleix) on twitter (#)
“#protip if you’re into douchechicks and you live in T0 go out on king...”
– Matt Spencer (mattyspence) on twitter (#)
“#Protip: milkshakes and beards don’t mix”
– Seth Harkavy (Moley_) on twitter (#)
“@Warehouse_Guy @thegeeky1 if you plug it right, it ain’t gonna leak....”
– David P (the_dp) on twitter (#)
“@the_dp @Warehouse_Guy LMAO #protip”
– Captain Random (TheGeeky1) on twitter (#)
“Headed to water plants at Launchpad! Watch me go: http://loqi.me/0gXTNZH (cc...”
– Willow Brugh (willowbl00) on twitter (#)
“Double duh! RT @Fawndika: RT duh. @sampo_ilmari When eating with GS! you buy a...”
– catzie (catzuella) on twitter (#)
“@rbates @fowlduck #PROTIP: Amazon Import/Export is *great* for shit like that....”
– ell.io (elliottcable) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: Trying to seem “hip” by making your ad look like an ad for a...”
– Grady Owens (baphijmm) on twitter (#)
“RTFT RT @theinspiredpoet: If you don’t have your data backed up in at...”
– Brad Rach (BradRach) on twitter (#)
“When eating with GS! you buy a ticket in and take the ride. #protip”
– 彼らは私がイルマリ呼び出す (sampo_ilmari) on twitter (#) 