January 2012
“Protip: If you want people to like you don’t fucking give everyone tips...”
– A Sushi Goat (sushi_goat) on twitter (#)
“RT @notmadeofbeef: Minecraft protip: it is not a good idea to setfire to your...”
– Aino Rainio (thesadcactus) on twitter (#)
“RT @Friendlysmoker: RT @3t1n4rc4d14: #Protip Sometimes reindeer are just wolves...”
– Stick (WalkingstickMtn) on twitter (#)
“Designated driver protip: Shotgun a can of Old Milwaukee as soon as you get home...”
– Mike Otto (yegmotto) on twitter (#)
“Communal living protip. If you are tall enough to move someone else’s...”
– Big Shell Incident (BigShellEvent) on twitter (#)
“@kelseytaylor Protip: “@robdelaney: SUCCESS PLAN: Write down your goals for 2012...”
– Brooks (bassman67) on twitter (#)
“#Protip Sometimes reindeer are just wolves wearing antlers. Don’t play...”
– And One (3t1n4rc4d14) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE INTERNET, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES.”
– mrwiggers’ PC (mrwiggers_pc) on twitter (#)
“Protip from experience: Never mix alcohol & helium. It’s not a good...”
– Aileen S. Balucanag (GrimMoira) on twitter (#)
“RT @MissObdurate: Protip: When men ask you what your favorite position is,...”
– Cupboard Mouse (cupboardmouse) on twitter (#)
“RT @YourAnonNews: #ProTip: If you’re password doesn’t look like...”
– Malcolm Reynolds (PghRedPill) on twitter (#)
“#protip Throwing rocks at a girl’s window doesn’t really work like...”
– Alex Nelson (G_nelie) on twitter (#)
“@svensationalist protip: it wasn’t him”
– arrison (saintremix) on twitter (#)
“Protip: When men ask you what your favorite position is, remember not to say...”
– Beatrice Darling (MissObdurate) on twitter (#)
“Protip: if you’re going to call people stupid, proofread your work”
– James Reed (sheepdean) on twitter (#)
“@yakuri_moe @kousakakiririn @AstralRhapsody it’s not about the mud, nor...”
– Eniac (Eniacc) on twitter (#)
“@dtrinh love notational velocity! protip: sync it with simplenote so you can see...”
– Haley Smith (haleyrosesmith) on twitter (#)
“Protip - Do not wear suede shoes when there is the potential for several hundred...”
– Kait Pedri (MissSuperfluous) on twitter (#)
“RT @MobileSupport: Twitter for iPhone #protip: swipe up on Me for DMs and swipe...”
– Eyasu gilay (Gilay222) on twitter (#)
“RT @YourAnonNews: #ProTip: If you’re password doesn’t look like...”
– Jeremiah Megel (MegelTheYounger) on twitter (#)
“Protip for west coast friends: At midnight sing: “Blah blah blah blah blah...”
– Matthew Yohe (mattyohe) on twitter (#)
“Protip: watch #cnnnye instead of watching the hour delayed pre-show on ABC and...”
– Dominic May (Dominicmay) on twitter (#)
“Protip: when giving a deadline for a payment, and you don’t allow payments...”
– Clifton (maxticket) on twitter (#)
“#protip have a snack. then pour yourself a glass of water and enjoy a handful of...”
– Jared Karnoval (jsk99) on twitter (#)
“RT @MobileSupport: Twitter for iPhone #protip: swipe up on Me for DMs and swipe...”
– shaikhussain (shaik7hussain) on twitter (#)
“Protip to fgts: have a backup plan (@brewcoulson) HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!...”
– Ben McCarvill (BenMcWhipvill) on twitter (#)
“Happy 2012… Protip don’t mess with a cop on new years eve...”
– JFC (jfcbear) on twitter (#)
“RT @YourAnonNews: #ProTip: If you’re password doesn’t look like...”
– Kevin Kuretski (KJBlackbird) on twitter (#)
“#protip RT “@TinyNietzsche: Remember to keep existing next year.”
– o… (rebecca_ods) on twitter (#)
“@skyturnsgreen Haha the afterlife app is aces. I hope it’s on the android...”
– Mike (theMaC) on twitter (#)
“BTW a ProTip for my fellow Anglos hipping it up in the New Year by tweeting...”
– Chris Lawrence (lordsutch) on twitter (#)
“RT @YourAnonNews: #ProTip: If you’re password doesn’t look like...”
– Ben Cunningham (BenJCunningham) on twitter (#)
“another MtG protip: event decks will not hold in legacy, they can’t even...”
– ★darkness★ (RumiaTheDark) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: Do not buy St Helier’s Cider. That shit is disgusting.”
– Nick Hudson (nicktatorship) on twitter (#)
“If you haven’t already applied for college, consider doing so in the next...”
– Ben Cunningham (BenJCunningham) on twitter (#)
“Protip: Never invite adults to join a game of Heroica - ever…”
– Hugo Bonacci (hugoware) on twitter (#)
“It all looks the same until you pour it :) “@mdesjardins: Protip: absinthe is...”
– Eric Holsinger (whirlidoo) on twitter (#)
“@getwired protip: next year find a webcast from London and that noisemaker will...”
– Andrew N (tsbandito) on twitter (#)
“@thinlizzy17 Just don’t go back to non-carbonated beverages...”
– the mole (themole316) on twitter (#)
“RT @joebez: Celebrating an East Coast new year on the West Coast. #parenting...”
– D von Pressentin (BaronessDenise) on twitter (#)
“RT @BrianFukushima: @lindiglo don’t say beating off #protip”
– Linda Julia Paolucci (lindiglo) on twitter (#)
“Protip: invest in liquor, or your future. The choice is yours”
– Tyler Neumann (tyneumann110) on twitter (#)
“@RachelisWINNING protip: if you dream about how good peing feels, wake the fuck...”
– Faz Bem! (kunane) on twitter (#)
“Standing around outside near Baylor or South Waco in about an hour is probably...”
– Tom (tmomaslomez) on twitter (#)
“Protip: never fly Austrian Air. It’s the second worst thing to come out of...”
– Erlend Grefsrud (Slaktus) on twitter (#)
“@lindiglo don’t say beating off #protip”
– Brian Fukushima (BrianFukushima) on twitter (#)
“Celebrating an East Coast new year on the West Coast. #parenting #protip (PS:...”
– Joe Bezdek (joebez) on twitter (#)
“protip: call EST people now. in a minute the lines will be jammed for every cell...”
– James (blatantdoomtrip) on twitter (#)
“RT @PlayItBogart: PROTIP: The Sonic CD release on PS360 is well worth your five...”
– Kristina (ChibiUFO) on twitter (#)
“@ETPC1 Protip: lick sugar, not salt, to get make it go smoother.”
– Rowan Kaiser (RowanKaiser) on twitter (#) 