November 2010
Protip: Staring deeply into my cleavage and remarking, “yum,” not...
– mollymayhem (mollymayhem) on twitter (#)
ProTip: Not all the UIImageView’s in that scrollview belong to you,...
– Jerry Jones (jetskier79) on twitter (#)
RT @bjh: Protip: even a tired trick-or-treater, past bedtime and coked-up on...
– Steve Johnson (irskep) on twitter (#)
Just saved $20 by using bookdepository.com instead of bookdepository.co.uk...
– catchdave (catchdave) on twitter (#)
Another ProTip: If you keep your flatscreen tv on your kitchen counter, be sure...
– Joy H. (ifnotwinter) on twitter (#)
Addit’l ProTip: If you must keep 30 boxes of Greek & Latin books that...
– Joy H. (ifnotwinter) on twitter (#)
protip: TRY HARDER GUYSSSSSSSSSS I CAN DO THIS FOREVER. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ...
– Anto Lareneg (ajlareneg) on twitter (#)
ProTip: When moving to a remote Pacific island, best not to move a two bedroom...
– Joy H. (ifnotwinter) on twitter (#)
Protip for cat owners: Before you throw out old shoes, delace them. Instant cat...
– Greg Guiliano (goatgreg) on twitter (#)
#protip don’t come to your place of establishment effed up.
– Lindsay Elcano (smelcano) on twitter (#)
protip: while seemingly pragmatic and harmless, blocking ppl on twitter for...
– Giles (gilesgoatboy) on twitter (#)
RT @TiredOfSeth: Oh, so “Wall-to-wall” is now...
– Andrew (TheOtherAndrew) on twitter (#)
RT @duotang: PROTIP: if you have a mustache or a C cup, you’re probably...
– ryan landry (ryan505) on twitter (#)
Protip for AETV.com, playing the same damn ad every 10 mins is not going to make...
– Stratosfear Tully (tullyfur) on twitter (#)
#protip When planning a mussel dinner, buy twice as many as you need to deal...
– bsletten (bsletten) on twitter (#)
Protip for Rangers: The goal of the game is to hit the ball, and run around the...
– John Brewer (improvnerd) on twitter (#)
Protip: when in doubt, relate it to Marxism or the virgin/whore complex. ...
– Sarah (ididthatonce) on twitter (#)
#protip: pip install chuck; perl -pi -e...
– David Wolever (wolever) on twitter (#)
Protip: If you argue with the door guy at the bar, he won’t let you in.
– G Tiberius Flynn (gravyjet) on twitter (#)
Oh, so “Wall-to-wall” is now “Friendship”. Thanks for...
– Seth (TiredOfSeth) on twitter (#)
@richirocko protip: ya empezaste (?)
– Seba (Sebasdf) on twitter (#)
@seanrea LOL #protip
– Stacey Jaros (srj68) on twitter (#)
@ChristineS824 ProTip: Water Damage is not covered by any warranty, ever.
– Nathaniel Bannister (nathanielban) on twitter (#)
Protip: even a tired trick-or-treater, past bedtime and coked-up on M&Ms...
– bjh (bjh) on twitter (#)
PROTIP: Never put a bandaid on your hairy leg.
– The Jon Lewis (cptjonlewis) on twitter (#)
RT @jaredsorensen: Oooh… a Disney princess. How original! Protip for kids:...
– Matt (gundabad) on twitter (#)
Protip, kidlings: Don’t yell “Trick or treat!” at the door and...
– Avalon (majoraroberts) on twitter (#)
PROTIP: If you ask me for computer/photo advice and then don’t thank me,...
– Sam Allen (_Nimitz_) on twitter (#)
ProTip: best way to resist candy = have a hangover and subsequently eat so much...
– Jessica Davis (magazinemama) on twitter (#)
Protip:scare the shit out of Trick or Treaters by murdering their parents in...
– theworstman (TheWorstMan) on twitter (#)
Zombie apocalypse #protip: Don’t make unnecessary noise. For y’all...
– Angélica Marié (angieskaa) on twitter (#)
ProTip: If you are feeling nostalgic for less “switched on” world,...
– Dave L (daev) on twitter (#)
RT @peterc: UK-only protip: Due to Easter’s unusual timing in 2011, if you...
– Ryan Lloyd (RyanPlugs) on twitter (#)
Protip: in event of any type of apocalypse, seek out Lennie James. That man...
– Michael Ferry (ferry) on twitter (#)
PROTIP: If Prop 19 passes tomorrow in California, immediately purchase stocks in...
– Misread Missus (MisreadMissus) on twitter (#)
RT @peterc: UK-only protip: Due to Easter’s unusual timing in 2011, if you...
– Andy Chantrill (wibblenut) on twitter (#)
UK-only protip: Due to Easter’s unusual timing in 2011, if you book off...
– Peter Çoopèr (peterc) on twitter (#)
RT @lukelucas: ProTip: if you’re a male and time traveling to 1999-2000...
– Chris Meyers (chris_meyers) on twitter (#)
PROTIP: if you have a mustache or a C cup, you’re probably too old to be...
– David Coquet (duotang) on twitter (#)
Before you swap out a possibly-bad PSU for a “known-good” one, make sure the...
– Stuart Cook (Zalathar) on twitter (#)
*sigh* Poor HuK. Such a sad way to go down. Protip kids: don’t get +1 Air...
– Keith Baker (OAFaye) on twitter (#)
RT @terronk: Protip to people who want to dress as Caeser for Halloween: Step 1...
– Lisette Voytko (lisettevoytko) on twitter (#)
ProTip: if you’re a male and time traveling to 1999-2000 Montevallo and...
– Luke Lucas (lukelucas) on twitter (#)
Protip: stop changing tenses. Unrelated, I never want to admit how long I just...
– Sara (analoganalogy) on twitter (#)
#ProTip RT @JohnFugelsang: Half of the hot women at the NYC Halloween parade are...
– Cynthia Leathers (CatsPolitics) on twitter (#)
@carol_neris RT technomancy: Protip: clojure.land.IFn$LOL is now an actual...
– sebrina linares (MSvIjTATAS) on twitter (#)
@kenyonhav RT technomancy: Protip: clojure.land.IFn$LOL is now an actual thing....
– cristen lindsay (_svimo) on twitter (#)
RT @3ricj: protip: when opting out of body scanners, state that you are gay to...
– Dan Janowski (watchbear) on twitter (#)
@obsidianchao Protip: I’ve almost completely forgotten about imaginary...
– The Ploogle (ploogle) on twitter (#)
@DougMeacham protip: don’t put the dry ice in the toilet, even though it...
– CarlyRM (CarlyRM) on twitter (#)