January 2010
“@kenneyjacob He who with something which you need shall be treated as GOD - Book...”
– Ben Jacob (BenJacob) on twitter (#)
“Fuck all you guys. PROTIP: everything sucks”
– Sam McCartney (DeathorRadio) on twitter (#)
“Protip for Scheider: HAL is a shark. Shark is broken. Our shark. Jump the shark,...”
– scorpusmaximus (scorpusmaximus) on twitter (#)
“Oh also I may or may not have bought a motorcycle helmet today (protip: I did)”
– Andrew Keen (andrewkeen) on twitter (#)
“Protip: in 2010 i am still an idiot.”
– Chris Dinan (capnthrash) on twitter (#)
“Protip: Don’t get TOO comfortable watching a drama in the evening.”
– Michael Ivey (GeneralTekno) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: dont pay 50 Dollars to me if you arent sure if your even getting some =Ñ...”
– Dan Corcoran (ZombiezAtMyDoor) on twitter (#)
“Protip: when drunk on New Years, don’t ask the barkeep for a couple of the...”
– Dustin Deckard (dustindeckard) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: Never use a song calling out a specific year during a New Year’s...”
– PhilHagen (philhagen) on twitter (#)
“Protip: don’t accidentally turn on the news while searching for a NYE...”
– Mystral721 (Luneowl) on twitter (#)
“@gabifresh protip: please gabi don’t hurt em’. You look fantastic....”
– Richard Duck (lecanardzero) on twitter (#)
“@bibahotep take them off? #protip”
– Marc Sketchler (sketchler) on twitter (#)
“Protip: The ideal temperature for serving champagne is about 45 degrees.”
– Matt Keortge (mkinmotion) on twitter (#)
“protip: if you’re going to sell a stolen phone on craigslist, don’t...”
– KL (bluemonq) on twitter (#)
“Proitp 5.2: Taking Down the Tinker:
Protip is short video series with various...”
– ProjectLore (ProjectLore) on twitter (#)
“Another NYE PROTIP: RT @JenButson “If you are hitting on me and I’m...”
– Jon Gauthier (JonGauthier) on twitter (#)
“Another NYE PROTIP: RT @JenButson “If you are hitting on me and I’m...”
– Brian Alkerton (alkerton) on twitter (#)
“Protip: At Hy-Vee you get a free wine tote if you buy 6 bottles. Also if you buy...”
– Jordan Running (swirlee) on twitter (#)
“NYE pro-tip: avoid the rush to get home by not going out in the first place. ...”
– Axemonkey (axemonkey) on twitter (#)
“@Sheri_The_AD Protip: when @james_gunn promotes you, you win.”
– flatlinejack (flatlinejack) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP: Incrementing the number we use to represent how many times Earth has...”
– Joe Friedl (grampajoe) on twitter (#)
“#protip: download http://www.edovia.com/rockettaxi/ for your NYE to and from...”
– *safe solvent™ (safesolvent) on twitter (#)
“Protip: when Walmart is crazy go out through the garden center. Always one...”
– leogodin217 (leogodin217) on twitter (#)
“Protip: Don’t use the bus from LGA or JFK to Manhattan. Split a cab and...”
– Brendon Thomas (bct84) on twitter (#)
“Protip: if you design a logo, and have to explain the cleverness, its not...”
– will muldoon (willmuldoon) on twitter (#)
“Don’t forget to thoroughly check your NYE kiss prospects for #herpes!...”
– What’s it to ya? (MisplacedTex) on twitter (#)
“Protip: make your New Year’s calls and txts early tonight, and brace for...”
– Tony Mondelli (tonymondelli) on twitter (#)
“@MisplacedTex Wow, that’s some shit right there! Good luck and make sure...”
– Sociopathetic (Brain_Wash) on twitter (#)
“Protip: In movies physical violence always defeats magic.”
– Ryan (johnnyjpg) on twitter (#)
“protip: say ‘holla at me’ to me and it’s a pretty sure bet i...”
– leighalexander (leighalexander) on twitter (#)
“#protip It’s very difficult to browse the web without a mouse.”
– Bill Williams (flpatriot) on twitter (#)
“If your new fonts are not showing up in Snow Leopard, open them in Font Book and...”
– Philippe Casgrain (philippec) on twitter (#)
“protip to the drunk guys at the bus stop: im never going to sleep with you.”
– Caroline (ohnickels) on twitter (#)
“http://twitpic.com/w3h56 - Real Estate PROTIP: when buying a tree, spend extra $...”
– polymath22 (polymath22) on twitter (#)
“@argylestyle We won’t be hungry. Also, protip: don’t send a hungry...”
– Jess S. (JessLS2) on twitter (#)
“Protip: when grocery shopping, don’t get in line behind the woman with WIC...”
– Nicole W. (iunfold) on twitter (#)
“@Sewersnipe PROTIP use gasoline to start a fire.”
– Satan666999 (Satan666999) on twitter (#)
December 2009
“ProTip: Always know the difference between merge and replace. Especially when...”
– Andy Stratton (theandystratton) on twitter (#)
“@thesarahshow to be fair I had to use a few thesauruses. Also protip: my name...”
– Matt Shore (shorester) on twitter (#)
“PROTIP do not fall in such a way as to be swung like a human tetherball 3...”
– Antoine Collins (deaddrank) on twitter (#)
“Protip: don’t go grocery shopping today.”
– asjonish (asjonish) on twitter (#)
“Protip: if you have SMS alerts set for my tweets, now would probably be a great...”
– Dan Marshall (pzer0) on twitter (#)
“Protip: when taking apart @bloody_molly ‘s computer. Take pictures to...”
– Chris (tebriel) on twitter (#)
“protip… when needing to burn an iso and putting a blank cd in the...”
– Chris Campbell (uubergeek) on twitter (#)
“New Years Eve PROTIP: The 5 Most Painful Foods To Regurgitate -...”
– Ben Lang (langbenj) on twitter (#)
“Protip: if you want laughs for days, Google image search “hot mess”....”
– Craig Smith (parksideq) on twitter (#)
“If you walk onto a bus with bags full of alcohol, and a plastic guitar sticking...”
– andyvglnt (andyvglnt) on twitter (#)
“@Dan_Stansbury PROTIP - If you know anyone with a military ID, ask them to take...”
– 1001 (TJF_again) on twitter (#)
“protip: do not read “in memoriam” posts for the year while listening...”
– Heather (faradayeffect) on twitter (#)
“protip: never use faux italics. especially when an italic version of that...”
– Megs Fulton (megsfulton) on twitter (#) 